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Daisuke Niwa, age 14.

I like painting, cooking and sports.

And maybe girls. #^__^#

I have a pet named Wiz, that always follows me around and gets into trouble. >_>

That's about it! I'm a pretty boring guy. :) >_>

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That's what I've had up on this journal since 2005 2006. Time for an upgrade.

Yes, I am 14 and male, and my name is Daisuke Niwa. If you don't believe me, I HAVE PROOF. CONCRETE HARD PROOF!

I like to complain about stuff I cannot change. Who doesn't? I just like to do it publically. No journal entries will ever be locked in here. There's no reason to. If you're a psycho who repeatedly visits this journal for the sole purpose of seeing if I'm writing about you or your friends, then you should probably get help. Some kid talking about you in a personal space on the internet will not ruin your life. Promise.

Generally, I totally forget about the topic of a rant within the first couple hours after I leave a post here (there are those most epic exceptions). Unless, of course, someone or something reminds me. Someone or something like, oh say...

--Comments about or to me in one of the communities I peruse
--Repeated offenses (each rant has a specific offense listed)
--IM stalking

Really. These are the only things that will make me post repeatedly about you until you finally realize what a freaking retard you are. Post in your own journal about me all you want! I only read the personal journals of two people, the people I currently have friended. Even if you sit there and LINK me to your journal where OMG U TOTES BURNED ME, I won't read it. I believe that you are free to complain about how much you hate me in your personal space without being trolled as much as I complain about how much I think you're stupid in MY personal space without being trolled.

(Psst, did you know trolling a person's journal/community entries on LJ is a TOS offense?)

Of course, there are always stalkers who like to reply to every single thing I post, no matter what it is. Because evil people are always evil, right? They never ever eeeeever are just looking for something. You guys watch too much animu. Get with real life or smth.

I do love RP. GOOD RP. Three-dimensional characterization. Deeply involved plots that throw out several twists and loops that neither character expected. Death. Rape. Mutilation. Degradation. Controversy. Racism. Homophobia. In RP, I am able and would love to try them all at least once.

Pretty much the only thing I refuse to touch is non-human or humanoid stuff and fetishes that don't make sense in the world provided. Everything else is fair game if you have an interesting idea.

What I don't like: players who cannot talk about their characters. (Seriously, how the fuck are you RPing them if you can't describe them in more than one sentence?) Crack/AU only RPers. (If those are the only things you can do, fine if that's all you like, but don't IM me when I've asked for serious RP and start with "THAT'S TOO SERIOUS!" It will make me want to punt babies. SAVE THE BABIES!) People who sit and bitch and complain about how I won't join their RP when I've given them several clear as the sunshine up a virgin's vagina reasons for why I'm not joining. And lastly, people who take their fandoms/the internet too seriously. (Cause I mean, for real. The characters are fake. Who cares if they blow up and die? And who cares if someone thinks your fic sucks? Hell, I only get critiques from people who think my fics suck! Live and learn!)

Life's a ball. Fuckin' laugh!


Me (9:39:02 AM): I have no desire to be fourteen again...at all.
Me (9:39:06 AM): I hated being fourteen. Yeaaaaaars ago. XD
Minty (9:39:18 AM): I cannot really remember it~
Me (9:39:25 AM): ...yeah, Minty
Me (9:39:26 AM): last year
Me (9:39:29 AM): so long ago
Me (9:39:31 AM): back in the day
Me (9:39:34 AM): of 2008
Me (9:39:40 AM): how ancient you must feel
Minty (9:39:44 AM): yes.
Me (9:39:56 AM): lol, that's going in my journal.

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I also really, really like glass plugs for stretched ears. I spend way too much money on the tiny pieces of well...fucking GLASS. I love my collection (though a few pieces I bought on a whim probably need reselling; you know who I'm talking about, 2g opaque orange colorfronts). Current favorite plugs are my trans salmon dichro. I could pretty much have sex with them. I'm pretty much a sucker for any kind of trans dichro. BUYYY MEEEEE SUUUUM.

Lastly, let's all just have some lulz. Getting mad on the internet makes you dumb. :( If something is upsetting, just laugh. Everyone will feel better, including you. :)