EVERYONE IS SUCH A FUCKING JEW

Funny story.

Ranting about the worthlessness of icons in a text-based medium gets over 300 comments of wank, but someone posting a giant BAWWW about how OMG SHE POSTED IN THE OPEN THREAT BEFORE I DID AND MY NAME WAS ON IT HOW RUUUUUUUDE is perfectly okay.

Righty-o, then. And this is why LJ RP is in the shitter.

Next to the 15-22 year old group in general.

I will probably anally rape the next person I see bitching about how shitty their marriage is but refuse to do the one thing that will help them.

Is is haaaaaaard? Yes. Yes it fucking is. No one wants to live in a shelter (though shelters around here don't even ACCEPT women without children or not preggers!) or do government programs.

But what's better? Taking 3 months or so to get shit together? Maybe even having to depend on friends who care (when your family obviously doesn't) and are basically BEGGING you to let them help?

Or continuously suffering in silence and ending up committing suicide or having to leave ANYWAY, only now you're much older and you've wasted several years of your life when you could've been happy?

It's selfish of me to say it, but godfuckingtittydamn, he may be a crazy abuser, but the stupid one is you if you perpetually ignore offers to get away. If you have no offers and your last offer is a shelter, I understand you maybe waiting it out a little bit longer in hopes something will come up. But if you're one of the lucky ones with several friends and family members who are calling you up every day to PLEAD with you about helping your quality of life FOR FREE, that's your fucktardedness.

100% YOU. Knowing you have a problem and not doing anything about it is only the fault of the original person.

Finally cracked.

Dear hyperdepressed creepster that lives in my house,

Were I any other person, you would probably no longer have a roommate. I happen to be fairly open. I can tolerate catching you wanking off in our shared area, I can ALMOST tolerate the fact that instead of setting out clear rules, you prefer to snipe backhandedly at shit that you never explain, therefore never fixing the problem.

I can even tolerate your constant bitching about how you can never EVER get laid and how your penis is going to fall off and shrivel up and die and how glad I should be that you still have one. (What. Seriously what.)

But you know, there is a REASON you cannot get a girlfriend, or even LAID!

It's because you are COMPLETELY RETARDED.

First off, I buy olive oil for the apartment. Olive oil is a fairly basic staple---you can use it in almost anything under the sun. I ask you if you wouldn't mind covering half, which comes out to 3.50. No. No you cannot cover half, because you have your food already and don't need anymore!

His food? Consists of bagels, peanut butter, and about $50-$100 in TEA.

Fine, sure, okay, I'll buy my food for myself. But oh no, it doesn't end here! I get a lovely email late that night about how your ex-wife used to buy food and ask you to pay for it and how UNREASONABLE it is that a wife with a child that BELONGS TO YOU should want to eat more in a day than bagels and peanut butter! Yes, how dare that cold-hearted bitch desire more than that for her husband's, hers, and your child's health!

But fine, you want to eat that shit...all day? Fine. Feel free.

Do not then, come to me later, and tell me that "I eat portions that are way too large". Allow me to recap: You eat TWO small bagels with peanut butter a day. Almost EVERY day. You're maybe getting 800 calories from that, about HALF or less of what a grown man should be eating daily.

I eat about 1200-1500 calories a day. Perfect range considering my small size and my current activity level.

Oh, you saw me eating chicken wings once? ALL FIVE AT ONCE GAWD? Well, I'm sure glad you didn't know that I hadn't had anything to eat up until then!

In other words...stop tracking my eating habits. Stop tracking my life. You're creepy! I do not want to hear about your goddamn penis issues, or your girlfriend issues, because seriously? No reasonable woman would go out with you. Not even an anorexic one. The fact that you don't fucking understand why is the funniest.

And this is coming from a guy who has been OKAY with shit like that.

I want someone who is at least 5'5 to 5'7 color eyes if u dont have them I dont care..

those are some large ass color eyes

Memo to me:

Just completely stop arguing with idiots.

I don't know that America and Britain are allies cause...I suggested that while Kira canonly forced America's surrender, Britain was trying to hold out still.

I mean cause, coming to save Britain's ass in WWII totally wasn't America holding out for success. They should've just surrendered cause that's how real allies roll, yo.

but yeah i know nothing about world politics how dare i play yagami light it's totally not someone being completely retarded

The new rules of RP, apparently.

1) Icons are totally like 50% of all LJ RP forever, I know because I am the King of Statistics.
2) Characters should not even think about other characters unless the other player permits it. After all, heaven forbid someone to do something to their own character that -you- don't like. Because you're such an important part of another player's personal character plots, and all.
3) Ranting makes you evil and just BAAAAAAAAAAD. Only bad people feel the need to get out their anger through writing, and the sheer act of ranting means you are v v angry. No one rants for any other reason except anger. Ever. Caps lock is always used for screaming, all the time. The cake is also a lie, consequentially.
4) Saying you feel bad about something/don't like something/have a huge problem with something so that the problem can be solved/avoided next time is stupid. Instead, just tell all your friends about it and seethe from afar.
5) Your errors are only errors if -you- can see them. Being unable to see errors makes them not errors. It is completely impossible to make several errors at once, and anyone who dares diss your super hard work by saying that you have done so well, but still have errors is a meanie dick face. MEANIE DICK FACE. <---oh shit i am so mad rite now u gaiz

Edit: This one is the best one.

Having a minor in Japanese means you totally pwn people who have studied it for nearly twice as long and still take personal lessons on a daily basis on both pronunciation and the language itself. You also pwn people who spent 4 straight years of studying it EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. FOR HOURS.

http://yagami-light.insanejournal.com/profile

It depresses me how much people would think this was a GOOD Light app.

good god

I do not think I've ever had a conversation with anyone MORE deluded.

"Not attracted to fatties and darkies, but no offense" basically summed up her entire argument. Also, they make her sick to her stomach. YES. YOU GODDAMN FATTIES! YOU MAKE HER PHYSICALLY SICK WHEN YOU GET INTO HER NO-FATTIE ZONE! THIS IS JUST A PREFERENCE IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY RACISM/FAT-PHOBIA WHATSOEVER!

AT ALL.

TOTALLY NOT.

ANY ATTEMPTS TO TELL HER OTHERWISE JUST MEAN YOU ARE A WAY-TOO-PC JACKASS!

seriously go take an advanced sociology class or SOMETHING

there is no reason for someone living in such a liberal state at your age to be this fucking retarded and backward

And to think...

If I'd listened more carefully to my father, I could be just like that.

Horrifying.

I've learned well. There are always just a few signs that let you know when fics in a comm are gonna suck.

1) Someone has more than 3 fic posts, none of them drabbles, within three days of each other. Seriously, good fics CAN be written in an hour, but fantards can't do them.

srsly

2) Someone posts with fic ideas. Fic ideas include the following topics (subject to canon dependence):

-genderswitch
-mpreg
-"I kind of want to make the characters not really like they are"
-fluff in anime that aren't fluffy
-wild and crazy AU ideas that involve any of the below:
- crime/policing
- high school/college/uni
- any scene that is obviously for fetish

3) There are a bunch of stupid ass fanmixes on the front page. Seriously guys? Fanmixes suck. You use stupid English songs to try to get the feeling behind a completely different culture. Kill yourself. You're a stain on anime society, probably only watched the dub, and totally claim how awzumz u are. Seriously. Dubs? Are shit.

And so are you. :D

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/7091849.html?thread=128456073#t128456073

Hi, evilwildlex. Thanks for being the reason good players lose apps to shitty players. Because that's all that making apps painstakingly long do. Someone being better able to bs does not in any way affect their ability to play.

Hard for you because you're retarded, but...yanno. You're retarded. Stay classy.

Yes, I play a dominant Alphonse.

No, by "dominant" I do not mean he will be DISRESPECTFUL. No, he is not going to slap Ed across the face for any reason, the connotation of that as set out in the canon is much ruder than you likely think.

He's not going to spit on his face, either.

Okay, it's an AU at the end of the series. Alphonse would be 10--okay, you want to make Alphonse 15. Cool, Ed would be 20---you want to make him 16. Okay, I suppose, but I did enjoy the tribulations of Alphonse dealing with his mind/body issues---you NEED them to be close in age.

This sounds vaguely like a twin-but-not fetish...

Wait--what? The entire end of the anime is completely eliminated, and instead Ed resurrects Alphonse in a private house with a Philstone that is "clean"---wtf does that mean?---ah, it was acquired by not killing anyone.

Uh. How the fuck did they get that?

Yes, it does matter, ma'am, cause as much as your other ideas break canon, this breakage is the worst. If people are on a quest for the Holy Grail, and it's handed to them, they just learned nothing and everything they've gone through until that point is for naught.

----"if I really cared about doing this plot, that 'tiny detail' would not matter"? Really? REALLY? Oh, excuse me, you NEED that stone to "have fun" and I am "sacrificing your fun with the plot". Ma'am, I've agreed to about 90% of this plot already, but I honestly refuse to have a stone manifest out of someone's ass. No, I do not NEED Alphonse to be the proper age at the end of the series, but I need to not have the goal of the entire series handed out like crack to anyone who wants it.

Your fun with this plot is completely dependent upon this stone. Why?

Oh, I should come up with a way for them to get a stone? How about if Ed, I don't know, actually just sacrifices something for Al--oh, that hurts your fun, too. Oh, it's ruining your fun in huge colored font and capslock and you refuse to not have fun at the expense of everyone else's fun, regardless of how much of the plot has already been agreed with.

Do you know what a reasonable compromise is? Seriously, reasonable is the key word, here. In any case, please fuck off, I'm tired of you IMing me several times from different screennames for the same shit.

alchmyscientist and psycho_taryin's defintion of "hypocrisy."

Saying that you understand fast IMing because someone might be excited about RP, but that it can be annoying. Annoying, but understandable.

But then, at one point in your life, you IMed a person really fast. One time.

...where is the hypocrisy? ...don't these two actions agree with one another?

:| Logics is hard for butthurts.

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/7068950.html?thread=128041238#t128041238

alchmyscientist can't seem to get over me. I know, I'm just that hot. Lol, I'll find this person's real LJ too, since it deserves to be here.

So, lol. This happened like...maybe...last May-ish? I knew Alisha last year, so it had to be while she lost her internet in May-ish/June-ish, but it was definitely about a year+ ago.

So, I joined this game for like a week, and I was chatting with castmates, and I make a rape joke.

As I tend to do.

Ed-player kind of freaks and tells me how CREEEEEEEEPY I am omg wtf is rong wit u you joked about raep on the innertubes!

Now, there's totally a cool way to say "I'm offended"...that wasn't it. But besides that.

I apologized even, for pre-emptively making this joke, but this person and her friend didn't even bother to listen to my side at all, even when I said "hey...it was an accident. I didn't mean it. It's a joke." No, I proceed to get raked over the coals for making a joke they didn't like and HOW COULD YOU EVEN JOKE LIKE THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN RAPED OMGGGGGGGG

Hence the apology? Iunno that's not enough.

So the Ed player acts like a complete dick to me after this, and I talked to the Winry and I'm like "she seems still upset" ------- this was the badmouthing, folks, right here ---------- and "I think she's being colder which strikes me as kinna effed up because you guys hardly listened to my side at all". Seriously. It's the internet. People make off-color jokes. I don't even think about it anymore cause no one I talk to ever cares.

Yes, including several of the actual rape victims. (And other stuff I won't include cause it's nuny'all bizness.)

She gets on, after definitely having shoved me off, and the "accusing" of being cold?

"I think you've gotten colder since the other day." (Mind you, she hadn't started ever getting cold at all until I mentioned that I wanted to do an unrequited love pairing, which comes up later.)

Yeah.

Oh man. That's straight up accusatory shyyyyyyyt right there. You stupid cold, chilly cunt. And the reason I IMed you quickly the ONE time (which you don't mention because you're insane and have a year long vendetta against me when it took me quite some time to remember who the fuck you even were), yes, that's right folks, the OP's post about people repeatedly IMing you = IMing you quickly ONE TIME (we only spoke privately like three times in total! I am so stalkery, amirite?) was because I wanted to try to see if there was something to salvage.

Yes, I wanted to MAKE UP with you, and send another apology, which GASP! I also told your friend I wanted to do! But nah, I was totes just badmouthing you and stuff, right?

Now about the pairing business.

Yes. I LOVE Ed/Alphonse. I was completely fine with this Ed being with Winry. In fact, I was EXCITED, because I'd told this stupid cuntrag that I'd never actually been able to do an unrequited love plot before.

She posts later saying that I "forced my pairing on her."

Yep. My character MAYBE telling his brother at all depending on future circumstances? Forcing my pairing on her. Forced. Ed is lol getting raeped guys. Her sensibilities are getting molested by Alphonse's silent desire! (And it's honestly not like Ed was paying attention to Alphonse in the one and a half RPs we'd done anyway, even before the argument, and Al spent his time talking to Winry when he'd been searching for Ed forever.) This doesn't at all give her very unique RP opportunities, no, this FORCES ED TO PAIR WITH ALPHONSE ON THE SOLE ACCOUNT THAT ALPHONSE LIKES HIM...SECRETLY.

She posted on a BRPS entry I wrote a long while back, and didn't say anything worthwhile ("YOU FORCED YOUR PAIRING ON ME!") which got retorted snappy-like and then she ain't had nothing to say after that. XD

This is what happens when you join sex games, kids. Just don't do it. Just don't.

Masteress of a thousand edits:

I think this chick replies after all this time cause she thought I was posting about her in my last entry on BRPS. XD Oh bb. It's not about you. It's not about ANYBODY. It's about butthurt BRPS posters and the declining quality of posts lately.

If you followed the comm at all...you'd know people have been complaining about.

Seriously, take your asspain elsewhere.

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/7068832.html?thread=128031136#t128031136

:( The trolls don't even try anymore. I mean, why not bring up my personal journal rants or RP I did three years ago again?

I mean, I have tons of vendettas.

BUT THEY STAY IN MY PERSONAL JOURNAL

C'mon braaaaaahz

c'mooooooooooon

Fuck you, you stupid crappy stalling internet.

General rant incited by the events of a few days ago.

Guys, can we be a little more tolerant of "popular" pairings? Usually the pairings are popular because they can get fairly obvious without a giant "THESE PPL BE BUTTFUCKIN'" sign actually waving over their heads.

Back in the day, it was people hating popular het ships because they included people making the girl a sue who acted nothing like her canon version, and now it's toppled over to people hating popular yaoi ships because they overrun fandom...plus one or both characters acting nothing like their canon version.

The truth is, someone is ALWAYS gonna play a pairing shitty. Any pairing. It's likely that any pairing that more than 2 people like has been played shitty and/or will be played shitty in your near future.

But you know what? That means that someone out there is probably also playing that pairing right. That someone is actually paying attention to the very canon clues that may have indicated that pairing and make them work in RP.

When you get to a point where you're complaining because "you can't see the canon evidence" and "omg this pairing (not the fangirls of the pairing) ruined my fandom!" and you've become so blind that you immediately shun all people who like the pairing just because a lot of people have done it?

You need to take a seat.

Seriously, just have a seat.

The argument against popular het pairings is usually something like "well everyone can be gay if you do it right!" And then 1) they don't do it right, and 2) they pick a character that is almost obviously straight, or at least bisexual. Now, I know bisexuals don't exist, but this is RP, pretend they do and actually stick to your canon. No, not all people who like it up the butt cry when it happens. Some ENJOY the pain associated with it. What? Yes, it happens! Read an actual goddamn book on it or ask a gay guy! And you know what, not everyone is obligated to like playing gay people. Kind of like you probably have never played a straight person in your life. They are not homophobic, and as long as they aren't screaming at you because you are RPing the opposite of their ship, they've done nothing wrong.

And on the other hand, the argument against popular yaoi pairings tends to be "how come two really, REALLY close male friends always have to be lovers? why can't they just be friiiiiiiiends?" Well, don't most lovers...start out as very, very good friends? Aren't a lot of lovers STILL good friends? What the frakking frak is wrong with two canonly close people developing a relationship? Even if it's overdone, it'd still be IC if they paid attention to the canon.

They're not wrong for their ship.

You are not wrong.

I know it's hard for something to be the opposite, and not wrong, but trust me, you'll live!

All questions and answers on the internet are DUMB.

In other news, my torrent better be done in three hours or ELSE. :|

So, I'm sure we all remember enelar, the lady who claims that my Japanese translations are all biased even she can't understand much kanji, therefore cutting her understanding for the new KH game down by a very, very likely 75%, the same person who flames lesbian RP, but promotes Axel/Larxene over the much more logical and canon-based Akuroku, which she also flames mercilessly despite its huge canon basis because OMG IT'S OVERDONE SO LET ME ACT UNREASONABLE BECAUSE THIS WILL NOT IN ANY WAY PROVIDE EVIDENCE FOR THE AKUROKU-ERS TO STAY AWAY FROM MY PSYCHO OOC HET PLOTZ.

The one who, while sadly amazing at Larxene (hopefully when she's not raping Axel), is clearly 100% biased while claiming to not be, and probably has a horde of anti-yaoi fangirls who ADOOOOOOORE her because she fights the good (read: crazy) fight against Akuroku.

What's next?

Fighting Haruka/Michiru? They're lesbians AND very muchly shipped! That's against everything you stand for, never mind that it's canon!

In any case, this doesn't surprise me at all.